So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Is it because I queefed?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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