Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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