there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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