I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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