Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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