well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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