thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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