Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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