It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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