i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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