just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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