u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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