margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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