just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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