So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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