of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So many bounce houses so little time
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Text me some of your sweat
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