To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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