Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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