one might say we're banned from that church
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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