Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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