her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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