My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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