so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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