"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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