I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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