Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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