That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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