Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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