let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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