he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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