the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
