Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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