in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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