It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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