He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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