her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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