im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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