I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Holy sore nipples Batman
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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