She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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