i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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