I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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