Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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