I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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