Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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