Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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