Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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