i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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