your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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