Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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