I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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