nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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